i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
