Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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