Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I look better un-naked...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Life is so much better after having sex.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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