I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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