hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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