Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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