i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
