I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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