My nipple is on Facebook.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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