New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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