I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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