The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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