I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just had sex bonerless
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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