he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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