Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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