He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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