lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
