can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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