therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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