There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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