It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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