so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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