You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
babies were throwing up all over the place
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
