so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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