I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Randomize
