He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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