He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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