You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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