White coat. Heels.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
40s are totally the cure
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
