sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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