How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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