didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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