TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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