i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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