dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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