brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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