You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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