K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't turn off my feet"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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