glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Mom said you looked used
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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