In the future we'll all be gay
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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