The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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