Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
