Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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