I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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