I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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