i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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