i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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