spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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