: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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