Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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