To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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