come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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