i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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