ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I hate all girls vehemently.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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