Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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