Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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