I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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